How do you deal with rude people, Loungers?

[struggle4progress]

OK. Really I should post my response in the original thread. But this is teh Lounge, I'll start a new thread. I know it's rude of me, so if you want to reply to the original thread, go here:

Man beaten and doused with pasta for not holding elevator for two women
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=post&forum=105&topic_id=9345665&mesg_id=9345665

[jobycom]

1. Curse loudly and creatively, but usually only after they've gone.

That's when I come up with my best insults, you know.

[struggle4progress]

2. Don't reinvent the wheel. Great minds ove the centuries have

devised thousands of classic putdowns: anyone can memorize a dozen or two that will suffice for many occasions

[Tobin S.]

3. I beat the fuck out of them

And if they are bigger than me I run over them with my car.

[trof]

4. Kill 'em with kindness.

"Oh PLEASE excuse me for interrupting you while you were you were interrupting me."
:-)