Apparently, we have duck haters in our neighborhood. Leaving me with one question

[Haole Girl]

Where do I buy about a dozen ducks?

:grr:

[GoneOffShore]

1. I know where you can get duck breasts.

[Bucky]

11. Why, here's two of them right now!

[MajorChode]

...

http://www.send.com/product.php?id=132008&list=5183?ovchn=FRO&ovcpn=SendFRO&ovcrn=&ovtac=CMP

[Dappleganger]

2. Craigslist is a good start. nt

[Brother Buzz]

3. I'm sure I'm missing the back-story here, but if geese would work....

my border collie would be more than happy to round-up a couple of dozen evil geese down at the golf course for you, for free, just for the fun of it.

[stray cat]

4. We have lots of spare geese and geese shit if you would like?

[XemaSab]

5. Why do you think you have duck haters?

:shrug:

[Haole Girl]

7. It's a long, involved, story..

involving missing eggs, missing ducklings, and a confession by one neighbor (at a neighborhood mtg.) saying they don't like the ducks. If I wasn't so tired, I'd get into it all... right now I need some sleep. :hi:

[madinmaryland]

6. graywarrior moved into your neighborhood?

:mad:

FREE THE DUCK!!!

[miscsoc]

8. your local chinese

i recommend hoisin sauce

[pitohui]

9. oh honey how can anyone hate a duck?

i actually understand the canada goose haters but ducks??????

you can buy them at the feed store or you can craigslist people who are going from country to city and they will let you adopt your ducks, i helped some friends get their ducks adopted that way -- be prepared to PROVE you can care for a duck, because they're suspicious of people who just wanna cook a free duck

[Capn Sunshine]

10. Duckeggs.com is a great start

They've got everything you need to start up your own flock.

[Forkboy]

12. My friend told me about some ducks at his workplace.

It's a box factory and they leave bay doors open for the trucks, and last Monday two ducks got inside the building. They got one out, but the other one was up on the rafters. So this clown grabs a wrench and throws it at the duck, hitting it and bringing to the floor, then he grabbed the wrench again and beat the duck's brains out.

I went downstairs to talk to my friend after he got home and he was still visibly pissed (we smoked a joint and he was shaking still whenever he handed it to me).

Fun times in the workplace. Like my friend said, "And people wonder why I hate humans."

[Riftaxe]

13. This is a good site for duck

But they are a bit pricey

http://miva.fossilfarmsostrich.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=ff&Category_Code=lid

[KamaAina]

14. FREE THE DUCK!!!

:-)

[Orrex]

15. Just put them on your bill.