Burger and fries.

[Writer]

Bliss.

[Symarip]

1. What the fuck!?

No bacon?

[Writer]

2. 30 minutes later...

Burger and fries for a stomach that's not used to eating a burger and fries...

NOT bliss.

x(

[TheMightyFavog]

3. Cue Jimmy Buffet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. "...and what kind of pie"

Tom Waits
Nighthawks at the Diner (1975)
Eggs & Sausage

nighthawks at the diner
of Emma's 49er, there's a rendezvous
of strangers around the coffee urn tonight
all the gypsy hacks, the insomniacs
now the paper's been read
now the waitress said

eggs and sausage and a side of toast
coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy
chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
what kind of pie?

In a graveyard charade, a late shift masquerade
2 for a quarter, dime for a dance
with Woolworth rhinestone diamond
earrings, and a sideway's glance
and now the register rings
and now the waitress sings

(chorus)

the classified section offered no direction
it's a cold caffeine in a nicotine cloud
now the touch of your fingers
lingers burning in my memory
I've been 86ed from your scheme
I'm in a melodramatic nocturnal scene
I'm a refugee from a disconcerted affair
as the lead pipe morning falls
and the waitress calls