TAKE THE QUIZ: What kind of Conservative are you?

[LynneSin]

Come on - I know you're all closeted teabagging sarah palin loving conservatives. Take the quiz to prove it!

http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html

I am....

Your Conservative Breed: Flag-Waving Everyman
You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

[MadBadger]

1. I tried, I couldnt do it.

Had to stop at 2

[Tom_Foolery]

12. Me, too!

[madinmaryland]

2. ACK! Nice post, Freeper.

:puke:

[BlueJazz]

3. I started to take the test but then my IQ started falling like a steel ball, in fact I...

.. dont no if i am cape-able of makin sence...need to watch yun turks or bil myer to git back 2 normel...svwk

[struggle4progress]

4. I really really tried. But I scrolled down the page, encountered Skinny Blond Bag o'Hate,

screamed "Eek!" and left as quick as I could

[JanMichael]

5. What complete assholish shithead dumbfuck loaded questions.

I hate those fucknuts. Or sniveling fuckwits.

[Burma Jones]

6. Your Conservative Breed: Free Marketeer

Well, at least Greed is Rational.........

And of course, God only gave us a one day weekend, it took Liberals to get us two........

[nickinSTL]

7. couldn't get past the first question

It didn't have an answer I could agree with...

I guess that means I'm not a conservative? :shrug:

[miscsoc]

8. i got free marketeer, which i suppose is the only sort of wingnut i can imagine being

is this written by an actual conservative? it reads like a liberal pisstake, but apparently isn't.

[Cant trust em]

9. This could have been interesting had they not gone the humor route.

If they framed the questions more seriously, it probably could have held my interest.

[pscot]

10. It was either stop

or hurl.

[rurallib]

11. " You are so conservative you haven't left the compound"

I answered like half and that is the score I got.
Can I still be on DU?

Loved this question:
If you could time-travel back to any historical event and bring one thing with you, what would you choose?
my answer:
1. The Immaculate Conception—with a video camera
I have always wondered how a spirit fucks. I would do it for science.

[unpossibles]

13. ugh. I tried but I couldn't

this is not conservative, it's "what kind of hugh moran are you".

[SoxFan]

14. I probably misconstrued the naked pyramid/Dixie Chicks question

So be it...