Ass-kissers. Don't they suck?

[Shell Beau]

[Darth_Kitten]

1. I would say yes.........

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

2. Not if they are so cute though!

[Wapsie B]

3. By definition no they don't, they kiss.

:P

[Shell Beau]

4. True. True.

Sometimes they kiss and suck. x(

[bluedigger]

5. Whatever you say, Shell, whatever you say!

:yourock:

[Shell Beau]

8. They don't suck when they are kissing my ass!

;)

[kayakjohnny]

6. Well, if they do, they're in for a real surprise.

They'd be better off just kissing.

And even that ain't so dang flattering.

[Shell Beau]

9. Yeah, can you imagine kissing stinky ass?

Ick!

[Skittles]

7. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME ASS-KISSING ASS, Shell, Beau?

LEMME AT 'EM

[Shell Beau]

10. I would be more than honored!!!!!

:7

[MicaelS]

11. Do ass-suckers kiss?

Do they kiss and tell?

Do they brush their teeth afterwards?

Do they respect you in the morning?

[Shell Beau]

19. They better brush if they are sitting next to me. Ewww!

[Initech]

12. Yes, yes they do.

[Shell Beau]

20. Unfortunately, the world is full of 'em.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. But by definition, if I agree with you, am I not kissing your ass?

Why...that would mean that I suck? No WAY!

"YES, Shell Beau, they DO! They DO SUCK!"

:yourock:

Oh, it was a SLY thread...but you've got to get up pretty early in the morning to pull the wool over THESE eyes.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Shell Beau]

14. .

;)

[flvegan]

15. I'm feeling a bit

of a prediction coming here.

And when I'm right, I'll laugh and shake my head at just how bad it's gotten.

[Shell Beau]

17. You're as smart as I always knew.

[LeftyMom]

16. I'm just posting in this thread because I'm on a hot streak

and I know a sure bet when I see one.

[Shell Beau]

18. Yeah, pretty much. But is a given, right?

[Robeson]

21. Alerting! No sex threads!!!

[Shell Beau]

22. Aw man!

Damn!

[Starry Messenger]

23. Yep, they sure do.

It's that sucking sound you hear. The great canyon of suck.

[Dr Morbius]

24. You DO know the difference between

an ass-kisser and a brown-noser?

Depth perception.

[MrSlayer]

25. Depends on if you are the one having your ass kissed.

It's not such a bad thing to have people fawning all over you.

[RandomThoughts]

26. Depends why and who.

Interesting comment.

If you are nice to someone for you own gain, or own reasons, or are false about it, then it is ass kissing, like you mention.

But respect to those that deserve it, sounds the same.



So much of it is the question, does the person believe that, and is that how they really feel, or is it just for self gain without sincerity.

[Bucky]

27. I completely agree with you 100% and I think you're just wonderful for pointing this out. Thank you.

It's a pleasure, nay, an honor, just getting to share this discussion thread with you.

[Shell Beau]

29. Again, I don't mind the ass kissing when it is my ass!!

:7

[tango-tee]

28. I'm staying out of this one.

:silly:

[meow2u3]

30. I don't know about ass-kissers sucking, but....

they sure as hell have shitty breath!

[Gormy Cuss]

31. Technically speaking, they don't suck.

Suck-ups suck. Ass-kissers pucker up. They also tend to have perpetually brown noses.

[Dr. Strange]

32. ...............

Ass-kissers. They suck.
They suck long and they suck hard.
And they smell funny.

[UTUSN]

33. The worst of the breed is very rare (I've observed only 2): The charming ones

The ones who are SO slick, SO sincere, SO utterly seemingly without ulterior motives. As I say, I've only met two of those in a lifetime.

[PassingFair]

34. I am a professional ass-kisser.

When I kiss ass, the kissees are never sure if
I am sincere or mocking.

It is a fine line.

I received a standing ovation at the last company
picnic for my rousing take on the Sinatra classic
"My Way".

"I did it THEIR WAY!"

[Sky Masterson]

35. I like you Shell

You are like realllly smart and stuff.