SoCalDem
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Fri Mar-26-04 01:54 AM
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The wit of Tommy Smothers |
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"George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. When asked about it, he said, ‘I cannot tell a lie, I did it.’ Richard Nixon said, ‘I cannot tell the truth.’ Bill Clinton said, ‘I cannot tell the difference.’ And George W. Bush still can’t find the cherry trees,” ...Tommy Smothers 3/04
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Fri Mar-26-04 01:55 AM
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1. Ya gotta love Tommy...true to himself all these years |
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Fri Mar-26-04 01:56 AM
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Fri Mar-26-04 02:01 AM
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4. They both live, though Dick is disappointed in his son, |
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who is apparently a porn actor.
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Fri Mar-26-04 01:59 AM
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3. Smothers had a theory about clothing and how it indicated |
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who was in charge of the country. There were those who wore less clothes and those who wore more clothing. For quite some time, he said, the less-ons had been in charge. Now, the more-ons were in charge.
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Fri Mar-26-04 02:18 AM
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5. Smothers Brother's son is porn star |
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Fri Mar-26-04 03:08 AM
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6. It never occurred to me before... |
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but actually "Dick Smothers" is a pretty good name for a porn star. :evilgrin:
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