How much lard is in a Krispy Kreme?

[rug]

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I'll take a stab at this one

A = amount of lard in one Krispy Kreme

B = Desire to eat one Krispy Kreme

C = Weight of one Krispy Kreme

A = B * (C * 0)

A = B * 0

A = 0

There is no lard in a Krispy Kreme.

[rug]

2. I cannot refute your proof.

But it's still one lardass piece of crap.

I argued with my wife for five minutes today over whether we should stop at Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Larde.

I should never have started that argument when she is driving.

I despise those things.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I have had maybe 2 KK's in my life.

I love Dunkin Donuts for their coffee and muffins. Went there today for a large decaf.

[leeroysphitz]

6. All of it, I guess. n/t

[madinmaryland]

16. Error: Cannot divide by zero or recommend in this forum.

[tblue]

3. Be happy. NONE!!!

There can be NO lard in them if they're kosher, honey!

"All of our doughnuts are ingredient Kosher. Our mix plants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina and Effingham Illinois, where the mix is made have been certified Kosher. In addition, some of our stores, but not all, have been certified Kosher. To get a complete listing of our stores that have been Kosher certified please call us at 1800 4KRISPY."

http://www.krispykreme.com/nutri.html

[rug]

4. I was really trying to avoid bringing religion into this.

[tblue]

7. Oy! Such a goyishe kupp!

[rug]

11. Gezunteh moid!

Must be all those damn Krispy Kremes.

[taterguy]

10. Holy crap. I never realized Krispy Kreme has a mix plant in Effingham

The only reason I've heard of that town is because of this song by Winston native Ben Folds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjJa7BYCiiA

[lazarus]

5. it doesn't matter

as they are the perfect food.

[rug]

9. I would rather have insulin injected in my scrotum than eat another one of these cloying objects.

[tblue]

13. Come here, then, while I pull out my syringe.....

It's the donut or the needle, baby.

[rug]

14. This is not the first time in my life that I have encountered this choice.

[KG]

12. just enough.

[MajorChode]

15. Zero, although they would probably be less unhealthy if they did use lard

[TreasonousBastard]

17. None, but there's a magic number of them that create lard in your ass.

[donheld]

21. .

:rofl:

[applegrove]

18. Never tasted one. NT

[nuxvomica]

19. When my nephew took me to my first Fenway game...

we stopped at a Krispy Kreme on the way back. He said it was a tradition to bring back a coupla dozen after a Red Sox game. I asked the counter person for an unglazed and they actually didn't have any. Weird. And they claim to sell donuts.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. Whether the answer is 0% or 100%...

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...the REAL answer is:
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JUST THE PERFECT AMOUNT!!!
.

[tango-tee]

22. Scientific question. If there is no lard in Krispy Kreme,

why does a Krispy Kreme deposit itself as lard on my ass?

[HopeHoops]

23. Enough that you'll gain 5 lbs just by looking at one.