Who could have imagined there would be a problem with this?

[ashling]

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Don't look now....



but




There's a CRACK in the WORLD !!!...




no, seriously, don't look

















YOU LOOKED !

[rurallib]

1. I live on the middle of the left cheek.

now it will be easier to find my way home.

[dawg]

2. Thanks for that.

I have always loved geography!

[ashling]

6. Oh, to be a world traveler !

[dawg]

8. I know, for example ...

I'd love to see London some day. Also, there's the spot in the South Atlantic, Southwest from Cape Town, that I imagine would be quite lovely to visit.

[ashling]

9. Oh, to be in England

Oh, to be in England
Now that April's there,
And whoever wakes in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf
Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf,
While the chaffinch sings on the orchard bough
In England - now!


And after April, when May follows,
And the whitethroat builds, and all the swallows
Hark! where my blossomed pear-tree in the hedge
Leans to the field and scatters on the clover
Blossoms and dewdrops - at the bent spray's edge
That's the wise thrush; he sings each song twice over,
Lest you should think he never could recapture
The first fine careless rapture!


And though the fields look rough with hoary dew,
All will be gay when noontide wakes anew
The buttercups, the little children's dower, -
Far brighter than this gaudy melon-flower!


Robert Browning (1812-1889)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. brings a whole new meaning to crack attack

:yoiks:

[CBGLuthier]

4. Shakespeare said it best

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out
countries in her.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

In what part of her body stands Ireland?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Marry, in her buttocks: I found it out by the bogs.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

Where Scotland?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

I found it by the barrenness; hard in the palm of the hand.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

Where France?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

In her forehead; armed and reverted, making war
against her heir.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

Where England?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no
whiteness in them; but I guess it stood in her chin,
by the salt rheum that ran between France and it.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

Where Spain?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Faith, I saw it not; but I felt it hot in her breath.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

Where America, the Indies?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Oh, sir, upon her nose all o'er embellished with
rubies, carbuncles, sapphires, declining their rich
aspect to the hot breath of Spain; who sent whole
armadoes of caracks to be ballast at her nose.

ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE

Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands?

DROMIO OF SYRACUSE

Oh, sir, I did not look so low.


Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare Act3 Scene 2

[kayakjohnny]

5. I see Massive ass of chusetts.

[baldguy]

7. Shouldn't it be centered on Texas?