Man "marries" cat

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Uwe Mitzscherlich is a cat lover. No, really. He loves his cat so much, that upon hearing from the veterinarian that she was dying, he married her. Well, unofficially. Since marrying an animal is illegal in Germany, 39 year old Mitzsherlich paid an actress to officiate the ceremony.

The actress stated, "At first I thought it was a joke, but for Mr. Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true."

http://www.mediablotch.com/man-marries-cat/

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Well, that's different.

[Shell Beau]

2. Weird.

Was the cat able to say "I do"?

[Haole Girl]

3. Hmm

:popcorn:

[Dr. Strange]

4. Uwe is pussy-whipped.

[unpossibles]

5. slippery slope!1! nt

[MilesColtrane]

6. Kinky

[khawkings09]

7. what a crazy world we live in

[gmoney]

8. He's not the first man to get married for the sake of a little p***y...

:hide:

[Sultana]

13. LOL

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[foxfeet]

9. Uhhh, something about a cow and free milk

but I'm not sure it applies to cats.

[Withywindle]

10. I married my cat on Facebook for an April Fool's joke.

But I was quick to reassure my friends list that it was a chaste marriage. She's spayed.

[rcrush]

11. ewww

[KamaAina]

12. Well, at least it's a female cat

:sarcasm:

[Redstone]

14. Gimme a break. What a prevert. I should add that we have a

Tuxie cat who looks just like that one, and I actually like her, but Jeez, dude, get some perspective. And an actual life, if you can.

Redstone

[femmocrat]

15. Rick Santorum warned us this would happen!

Well, he predicted "man on dog" but you know what I mean.....

:hide:

[Kat45]

17. I thought it was box turtles.

?

[Book Lover]

16. Which reminds me of a Rifftrax joke

"Just one cat? That doesn't seem nearly crazy enough."

"Well, she's married to it."

[Gormy Cuss]

18. That's the saddest candidate for "Stuff on My Cat" ever.

Poor kitty looks VERY unhappy with the veil on her head. Maybe that 'MEOW' meant no, not 'I do.'

[Bucky]

19. I think that's sweet. And shame on all of you making bad puns about this.

I just hope he doesn't get charged with a "feliney"

[Lil Missy]

20. That is .... disturbing.