This is a wasp.

[LeftyFingerPop]

[rug]

1. Righteous.

[kayakjohnny]

2. I view them like ladybugs.

If I just let them walk around on my arm for a bit and don't try to flick them off, they're totally cool.

If they land on my face or near my eyes, I just go really easy with them, even though the fluttering of their wings tickles a little and makes me want to shoo them.

They're like so many other things that just need a little respect and compassion.

I see them almost like little hummingbirds, minding their own business. Innocent.

But with that big nasty stinger just hanging low.

Ready to certainly fuck your shit up if you make a sudden move.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. If one gets within 50 feet of me...

I start screaming really loud and high pitched, then I run down the street waving both arms like a windmill while simultaneously peeing and pooping myself.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. LFP, we're talking about a wasp...

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...not a woman.
.

[leeroysphitz]

12. Did you learn that technique in the military? Sounds like a Special Forces tactic.

Confuse the enemy and all that.

[Dogtown]

3. Dude.....

:applause:

[Kali]

4. pppffftttt

wasps don't have nothing on harvester ants

[elshiva]

6. AWESOME.

So, so true. :applause:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. This is a wasp.

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.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. No, you tell THAT wasp to GO FUCK ITSELF.

You don't stand right the fuck there for THAT wasp. That's what that particular wasp wants more than anything. You get in this wasp's face and tell it to get fucked and watch the look of ashen horror come over its master race face because it's used to getting what it wants and when it encounters someone who's sick of that shit it crumbles like a fucking cookie.

[unpossibles]

10. LOL! nt

[BuelahWitch]

11. Damn, once again I regret not being able to rec Lounge posts...

...so I'll just say...:toast: :bounce: :fistbump: :yourock: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :loveya:

[Dr Morbius]

13. I'd like to tell you about Texas radio and the big beat.

Soft driven, slow and mad, like some new language.

[Bucky]

14. The reliance on "fuck" and "shit" to deliver the humor actually detracts from my amusement

Consequently my laughter is down 23% from where it could be on the Gildenstern Vocalized Delightment Index.

[Wapsie B]

15. There's got to be an Entimologist who can explain the need for wasps in our ecosystem.

[MilesColtrane]

16. Fuck them, then poison them.