I've decided to try cleaning myself like a cat does. But only for one week.

[kayakjohnny]

I've got most of the posititons down pretty good. I messed up my back a little on one of them.

The genitals are out, unfortunately. My spine won't bend that far. The only big negative at this point.

I siliconed some sandpaper to my tongue for the right effect, but it's not sticking well. I may try rubber bands or velcro.

I decided not to do this in front of other people, but the cat that I know seems to think it's pretty normal and doesn't appear concerned.

I'm saving lots of water and I feel pretty fresh too.

So far, so good.

One little hairball, but I think that was from something else.

[havocmom]

1. alrighty then

:rofl:

[Kali]

2. ...

:rofl: :headbang:



try stapling!