I apologize in advance if I offend anybody today... I don't feel very well at all and...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Oh, yeah. It's stuck.
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It's stuck REAL good.
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IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CONSIDERED SACRED... SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
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[HipChick]

1. that face...

reminds me of my ex...

[Dr Morbius]

2. You know, there's no shame...

...to getting help when you need it. Get help.

You're a seriously weird person. And I mean that in the most complimentary way.

[RandomThoughts]

3. I hope you feel better, I have liked many of your posts :)

You seem to add many fun thoughts in your posts, and hope you are doing ok.

:grouphug:

[Dr Morbius]

4. No one here more likely to induce laughter from me than MFM.

Funny as hell. Weirder THAN hell, perhaps, but hysterically funny.

[Kali]

5. I have warned you people!

Do NOT encourage him. PLEASE in the name of all that is holey, PLEASE STOP!!!!
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she said "holey" heh heh heh

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Um...

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Kali?
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Thanks for the help.
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That, by the way, is an actual picture of
MiddleFingerMom earning extra cash during
his college's Spring Break by allowing
carnival-goers to tilt-and-whirl while
seated between his massive buttocks

[Kali]

9. OMG

a merry-goat-se?

a merry-go-goatse?

a goatse-go-round?

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Dr M...

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but it's comments like yours that greatly help to
keep me going == in all sorts of ways.
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Thank you.
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As a younger man, some considered me HOTTER than Hell.
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WEIRDER than Hell ain't a bad place to have "matured" into.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

6. RT, thank you VERY much for the concern but...

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It is VERY reassuring to know that there are good people out there
with positive energy should it ever be REALLY needed.
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Thanks.
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Now... LFP, THAT fella is ill on so many levels
that it isn't funny.
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Wait. Wait a minute.
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Yes, it is. It (he) is HILARIOUS!
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[leeroysphitz]

7. Why are you trolling the lounge?

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