A bird was INSIDE my car.... and it did what birds do-all over the dashboard

[underpants]

I left the driver's side window and sun roof open from earlier in the day. After dinner I step outside and see the windows open.

I go back in and joke "Hey Josie I better close up the windows or a bird might get in there"

When I get to the car I open the door and hear someone inside- I step back and see that it is a robin. After opening all the doors it finally leaves and I look around to see if........ yep all over the dashboard.

I return inside once again to get the window cleaner and air freshner.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Count your blessings. It coulda been worse.

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[noamnety]

2. I had one flying around in my car once

while I was driving.

It was somewhat distracting.

[MajorChode]

3. What's up with that white stuff in bird shit anyway?

[XemaSab]

4. It's actually uric acid

or bird pee.

Excreting urine would necessitate drinking a lot of water, which is heavy. Hence, uric acid for efficiency's sake. :)

[Kali]

5. let it dry and most will scrape/chip right off

then wipe with a damp cloth

Bird shit is not too bad in the overall scheme of animal feces.:rofl:

don't ask how I know this stuff