PLEASE!!!! Tell me where I can get one of THESE!!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Richard Steele]

1. Those are in vault 5 on sublevel 22 at ConAgraCorp's "document storage facility" in Provo.

Despite the fact that they've strangled and swallowed
some of the Corporation's best recombinant genetisists,
a small colony is currently maintained, on the grounds
that they're just so darned pretty.

They were developed as an intemediate step toward
the modern "factory chicken", which
currently resembles a 10-foot feathered centipede.

Haven't you noticed that supermarkets have been ofering
ten times more chicken breasts than chicken wings
for the last decade or so?

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. I WANT A SLITHERKITTY!!!! n/t

[Robeson]

3. Is that cute, or what!

[Gold Metal Flake]

4. The Island of Dr. Moreau

[begin_within]

5. Same place you buy these:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. I have heard it said that cats are related to snakes. I think you have

found the missing link - heh

[hlthe2b]

7. Eeeeek... that is creepy...

cute kitty face notwithstanding...

[MajorChode]

8. Maybe it's just a regular snake that hasn't finished its dinner

[Duer 157099]

9. You think regular cats shed like crazy, just imagine

There'd be lines of fur all over the house, and that doesn't even count when they shed the whole skin.

Yikes.

[ThoughtCriminal]

10. You could make your own

But you likely get arrested.