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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:52 PM
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I've been passed out drunk for a few days and just woke up...
Have you all been keeping your stupid pieholes completely shut?

I sure hope so.

*burp*
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:56 PM
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1. Now that you've established your alibi...
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...what'd y'do?
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You know...
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...just between us.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:58 PM
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2. I been out collecting roadkill.
I bring them home, and put them in my basement. I like the possum the best.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:58 PM
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3. you really need to get your shit together
seriously. it can't continue like this.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:59 PM
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4. I know, but what can I do?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 09:00 PM
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5. you will learn
Edited on Wed May-12-10 09:02 PM by datasuspect
i will teach you.

i got your number, I GOT YOUR ASS!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 09:01 PM
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6. You only wish you had my perfect fuzzy ass.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 09:04 PM
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7. listen fella
i've done stranger things
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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 06:17 PM
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8. How do you know?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 06:32 PM
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9. I did detect a void here. A vacuum, a black hole--a black pie hole to be exact.
No wonder I slept soundly the past two nights.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 07:13 PM
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10. No.
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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 06:48 PM
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11. Now get off my couch and clean up the vomit on the carpet
before you leave
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