Post your cute stories about little kids here. My 4 year old nephew, his older brother and mother

[applegrove]

were driving by a hospital one day. His older brother asked mom what the helicopter pad was for at the hospital. My 4 year old nephew piped up with "Oh silly. How do you think they get the dead people up to heaven". LOL!

[one_voice]

1. When I was pregnant with my son..

I had an ultrasound, and I took my daughter (then 4) thinking she'd enjoy seeing a "picture" of the baby. I told the tech I wanted to know the sex, and as she's doing the ultrasound she's pointing out arms, legs, and then says it's a boy, there's the penis.

My daughter went to daycare and promptly announced she knew she was getting a brother cuz she saw his penis on tv. The teachers got a big kick out of it.

[applegrove]

2. Oh that is so cute.

[one_voice]

5. I liked the story

you told...too cute!

[nolabear]

3. When my (25 yo) son was about a year old we got him a little plastic wagon

for an Easter basket. I was a new mom; I didn't realize the wagon was way too light for him to climb into, and when he did he fell out and cut a flap in his upper lip. Blood everywhere, shrieking baby, hysterical parents, oldest, most worn out jammies...couldn't have looked worse.

We jumped in the car and headed to the ER. Now, on Easter morning, there is NO ONE in the ER except old people and folks in some serious state of inebriation. So here we come, dressed in our old ratty jammies, blood all over. There's a coke machine in the ER. And what does my sweet infant son do? He stops crying, stretches out his little hand to the Coke machine, and in a plaintive voice, cries "Beer? Beer?" I swear I have NO idea where he learned it.

The kid is now studying winemaking.

[applegrove]

4. LOL!

[midnight armadillo]

6. Brotherly love

A few months ago our 4 year old (then 3) comes up to my wife and I and asks us to call the police. Why? we ask. "so they can arrest my brother who's bothering me". LOL. The brother is 6.

[applegrove]

7. Tee hee. Watch out. brothers will fight.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Uncle MiddleFingerMom...

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...has ALWAYS been my favorite job of all.
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Black sheep uncle. Weird uncle. FUN uncle.
.
One time, my niece and I (she was 4 or 5 and extremely bright
and precocious) were laying on the playroom floor, coloring
(once, when I asked her why she always seemed to give me her
B-list coloring books and she told me that I didn't always stay
within the lines). Her mom was doing something in the kitchen
within earshot. My niece stopped what she was doing, and just
looked at me with a puzzled expression on her face. I let her
process whatever it was... and finally she asked, "Uncle
MiddleFingerMom, you're... ... ... ... ... different, aren't you?
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My sister howled.
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I simply answered, "Yes... yes, I am."
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It is STILL one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me.
.

[applegrove]

10. Outta the mouths of babes. LOL!

[RainDog]

9. one of my sons thought the lyrics to "Wait In Vain" by Bob Marley were

"I don't wanna wear a band-aid for you, love" when he was in kgarden. he sang it all the time.

[Whisp]

11. I took my daughter out for lunch one day,

she was around 3 at the time and was recently weighed and we ooo'd and ahhhh'd at her 32 pounds of cuteness.

It was a thrill for her to take the bill up to the cashier so I let her do that, as usual, and the cashier says, ''o, aren't you cute, how old are you, sweetie?''

To which she deadpannedly replied; "I'm 32".

[Arkansas Granny]

12. My son bought his 3 yo a Sponge Bob fishing pole and took him fishing

a few days ago. You may be able to see in the picture that the character "Plankton" is used for the weight so they can cast the line.



So I asked the grandson if he caught a lot of fish and he replied "No, but I caught a lot of plankton".

[LibDemAlways]

13. On a road trip with my then three year old

we passed a large reservoir. My husband turned to my daughter and said, "Look honey, there's a big dam." My cute, innocent little girl responded, "A big damn what, daddy?" LOL

[Brother Buzz]

14. Driving with four-year-old niece through California's central valley early spring

Bright sunny day and all the color of spring was on display. Niece's father says. "Wow, look at the mustard in bloom" . Niece sat quietly for a while then quipped smugly, "Oh, and look at the mayonnaise", pointing at the wild radish in bloom.

[foxfeet]

15. Summer, southern Ohio, Grandma sitting on the steps shelling beans.

My then 3 year-old sister and I (age 6) running around barefoot in the grass. My sister stubbed her toe on something, put her hands on her hips and said, "Well, Jesus CHRIST!" I still remember to look on Grandma's face.

[av8rdave]

16. Back around 1990, when my son was 4 years old...

He was lying on the living room floor in his pjs watching TV while I fed his little sister. I called to him from the other room: "When your show is over, I need to to go upstairs and start your bath."

All I got in reply was a detached "uh huh." I walked into the room. "Kevin, did you hear me?" All I got was the same distant "uh huh."

"Kevin!" I said in a sharp voice. Startled, he finally looks at me with undivided attention.

"What did I tell you to do?"

He gave me a bewildered look, and in a hesitant voice said, "get my finger out of my nose?"


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