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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 09:51 PM
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Question for Trek geeks


60 teraflops and 800 quadrillion bits of storage.

And he can't form verbal contractions?
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 09:53 PM
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1. Most of that storage is taken up by advanced erotic techniques. n/t
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:07 PM
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3. much like my hard drive (nt)
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 09:56 PM
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2. He positronically cannot.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:09 PM
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4. And the Professor couldn't fix a 3 foot hole in a boat.
He could build a nuclear reactor with some bamboo, palm leaves and coconut shells, but can't slap some wood over a hole in a boat?!

That's TV logic for ya.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 01:45 AM
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5. He was too busy teaching "thermodynamics" to Mary Ann and Ginger.
Yeah, somebody had a vested interest in never leaving that island.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 03:28 AM
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6. Verbal Contractions turn androids evil
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 07:31 AM
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7. Some programming provided by a mad English teacher


NO CONTRACTIONS EVER!



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