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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 10:57 PM
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How long has it been since you blasphemed?
I spoke ill of the deity earlier this evening when the garbage bag ripped and dumped its contents.

And this afternoon I got a paper cut that caused me to monstrous things about the ol' alpha primate in the sky.



You?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:01 PM
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1. One of us...
.
...is going to h-e-double-hockeysticks, that's for sure.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:01 PM
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2. I cuss a lot. Is that what you mean? IIRC, cussing isn't the same
as blasphemy but I am getting old and have senior moments and can't remember simple stuff like, what is blasphemy? or WTF were we talking about? or Have I arointed anyone yet today?
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:11 PM
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3. What goddamn time is it? nt
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:14 PM
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4. None of your goddamn business
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:22 PM
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5. I think I am in good shape on that not being a problem.
Edited on Thu May-13-10 11:30 PM by RandomThoughts
But pretty sure I have not. It is possible I said some bad things at some point, since I am flawed, but am secure I have not done that with that intent.

Not really possible for me to do that, since I know I am just a person and not perfect. I trust that God knows my heart, and the intent of my actions. I could not make a false claim with that intent since I would know it not true.

Besides if I stared to think with a superiority complex, I would expect to be humbled a bit.

But always a good thing to think on, and part of the reason I do not claim to know for sure on things, and only express ideas, knowing people have to think on things themselves. But there are great ways to view things.

I think that is one of the reasons people have thorns, to make sure they don't think wrong things.

And I do not think of people as more then people, so I don't make that mistake of bowing to people. Or not that I notice.

And I don't think I have said anything like that ever. However I may have said some conceptual things regarding how God can work throught many people throught the Holy Spirit, but I don't claim to know when that happens and when it does not, I think every person has to decide. So not worried about it.

But good question, and something people should think on.
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Cleobulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:24 PM
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6. I profane the Lord and all his creation just by existing on this ball of rock...
honestly though, I think this afternoon. :D
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:26 PM
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7. Around 4:55pm today the crotch ripped on my jeans and I was goin' commando.
At Home Depot no less. I blasphemed silently as not to draw attention to my predicament.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 11:28 PM
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8. Revelation is often a traumatic experience
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 08:42 AM
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9. it's been awhile
a few days or a few hours, fuck it god jammas,I can't remember.

god jammas is a joke now since someone I know misheard jammas for dammit. They wondered what color the jammas would be.
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:00 AM
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10. 32 Years. That's how long I have considered it a "victim-less crime."
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:09 AM
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11. 4 times in the last hour alone.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:16 AM
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12. Several times last night.
Once very very early this morning as well...:evilgrin:. Lets put it this way. According to some, God has killed some kittens in the last 24 hours...
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:19 AM
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13. Infinity.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:27 AM
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14. Christ, how should I know? nt
Edited on Fri May-14-10 09:28 AM by Deep13
Corrected for my goddamn shitty spelling.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:35 AM
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15. God what a hell of a way to spend a Friday, just hanging around with the boys.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:40 AM
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16. Oh, about ten minutes ago.
And I feel a ripe one working its way out pretty soon.

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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 09:42 AM
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17. {Looks at watch}
n/t
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 12:22 PM
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18. I let a "Jesus Tittyfucking Christ" rip last night around ten.
I'm sure I'll start in again once I have to drive someplace today.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 01:16 PM
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19. About five minutes ago.
:D
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 01:54 PM
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20. I have a rough time completing a goddamn sentence without it.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 01:57 PM
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21. I don't know. What time is it now?
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 03:20 PM
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22. it's been-- minutes, I think....
Jesus fucking christ it's after 1:00 ALREADY!
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 03:21 PM
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23. what time is it now? nt
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 04:48 PM
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24. Ever since we got our new government, I've been blaspheming a mile a minute.
Being totally Conned would have been worse, but living under a Con-Dem-nation is quite bad enough.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 04:54 PM
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25. I WILL KICK BLASPHEMING ORREX ASS
YES INDEED
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