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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 04:18 PM
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That belief in raw oysters being an aphrodisiac is a buncha CRAP...
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...PROBABLY foisted on us by the oyster industry.
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I KNOW!!!
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I ate a dozen of them once.
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Only EIGHT of them worked!!!!
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Actually...
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...my plight is more akin to the guy's on the right:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 04:19 PM
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1. Just a reminder...
Aphrodisiacs are not for the lonely.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 05:00 PM
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2. !
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Stop!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 05:02 PM
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3. Oysters make me wanna RALPH
But I think it goes back to Vitamin E, very good (if taken regularly) for potency and hardness
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Nuclear Unicorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 05:12 PM
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4. I've been told if you can swallow a raw oyster...
...you can swallow anything.

So how many of you guys like raw oysters?
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 05:51 PM
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5. yearlings are easy and delicious
i freaking love them - kumamotos, hamma hammas, quilcene, etc. i live in Seattle, so it's easy to get them fresh & cheap.

if you can do the 1 year olds raw, you are made of sterner stuff than i. i've done it, but didn't enjoy it much.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 06:39 PM
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6. I love slurping down raw oysters.
Slurping being the operative word. When they're good, it's like swallowing a lovely little gulp of the ocean, salt breezes and all.
But I think it's fair to say that ingesting a bad oyster will totally destroy your libido. It's difficult to feel sexy when you're barfing.
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-10 06:54 PM
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7. Cuisine that appears to be based on a dare ...
And I seriously doubt their effectiveness as an aphrodisiac.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 08:11 PM
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17. Oysters used to be poor man's food.
When the oceans and estuaries were clean, and oysters were prolific (and close to shore.)
I don't know when they became a rich man's treat, but it must have happened when people "overfished" them, the environment became iffy and they became harder to find..
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 09:57 AM
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8. A GF of mine in the 80's was doing her thesis on aphrodisiacs...
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...and used me as her test subject (yes... yes, I DO know how to pick 'em).
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We tried some fairly exotic "enhancers" from around the world, but found the
greatest (highly subjective, of course) effect with plain ol' stuffed green olives.
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Some of you can forget your first thought. The number of martinis you'd have
to consume would be MUCH more than enough to counteract (counterect?)
that effect.
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 03:26 PM
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10. Where did you stuff the olives?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 03:51 PM
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11. Oh...
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 04:12 PM
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13. Uah. I'll stick with the oysters.
Thanks.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 11:41 AM
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9. It's not really the oysters per se...
..it's the oil. :eyes:
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 03:56 PM
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12. Oysters are so awful tasting that when you eat one of them...
you rather have anything else in your mouth....
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 05:56 PM
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14. I love oysters with horseradish,hot sauce...
doesn't do a damn thing for my libido though...
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 07:44 PM
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Walk away Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-10 07:50 PM
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16. Perfect food. .. nt
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