Let's see...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I am drinking Coor's Light, room temperature, from the can.

I an shirtless, with an old pair of sweatpants on that have a hole in the thigh.

No socks, black suede clogs that stink bad.

I have some goop in the corner of my eye.

I think that pretty much says it all.

Thank you.

[Ptah]

1. Do you like pie?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I like it when it is in my piehole.

[Swede]

3. Better hurry girls,he's not taken.

:shrug:

[Old Troop]

4. Why are you still drinking beer from the can?

Recently beer has been packaged in small aluminum containers so we don't have to take the can to the local bar to be filled.

[S n o w b a l l]

5. You're too sexy for your shirt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vziUC1IT0wo

Shake your fuzzy little tush on the catwalk.

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