Husband of the year nominee: Call Me Wesley. He just waxed my legs.

[Heidi]

It wasn't as painful as I had expected, and he seemed somewhat disappointed that--for his time and trouble--it wasn't such a big hairy deal. Whatta guy. :D

CMW, :yourock:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Heidi!

Well, I always knew he rocks, but this much???

Wow.

I would say he's definitely a big contender for Husband of the year!

Of course, it doesn't hurt that he has a fabulous wife...;-)

:hug:

[Heidi]

25. I definitely believe "fabulous wife"

was the key to that whole waxing fiasco event. :rofl:

[Tobin S.]

2. Does he do arms?

I got some hairy damn arms and my pits are all out of control.

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Sure, now that I had training.

You just have to embrace the fact that 'pain is a dead giveaway you're still alive.' ;)

[Flaxbee]

16. lol!

:rofl: :hi:

[Heidi]

26. Never in a million years would I recommend waxing one's under arms.

I have a high pain threshold, but that idea has "searing pain" written all over it. :yoiks:

[Richardo]

3. CMW, me and the guys have a little something for you out behind the dumpster

Meet us back there in 10 minutes. No need to call the police or anything. :grr:

:hi: heidi!

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Okay.

But Brazilians are extra, you know that.

:P

[Richardo]

7. !!

:spray:

Forget it then. :D

[Call Me Wesley]

8. So, no summer speedos for your dumpster friends then.

Their loss! :rofl:

:hi:

[Heidi]

27. Uh-oh.

Did CMW violate one of the rules of the Grand Circle of He-Men? :rofl:

[Richardo]

39. We don't take kindly to other men raising the thoughtfulness bar.

That kind of thing can really infringe on our "me-time" (i.e. 23.75 hours of the day) :D

:hi: Heidi!

[Heidi]

40. I guess

you'll probably now have to kill me, since you've so thoughtfully shared that very important pillar of he-manishness with me. :rofl:

[tigereye]

6. ouch, but nice of him

:hi: How are ya?

[Call Me Wesley]

9. We're fine,

except the weather. It's rainy and gray May here. Ugh.

How goes for yourself? :hi:

[Heidi]

28. How am I?

Smooth as a baby's behind, since you asked! :rofl:

Good to see you, tigereye! :hug:

[marzipanni]

10. That's nice, Heidi! My husband wouldn't do that.

I'm satisfied that he can wax enthusiastic about my "big rear end". :o

[Heidi]

29. See now? Your guy's a husband of the year nominee, too!

Hiya, marzipanni! :pals:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. LOL.

[Heidi]

30. Oh, it's easy to LOL when

you're young and beautiful. :weep:

:hug:

[Aristus]

12. He's just a nominee. If he wants to WIN Husband Of The Year, he should wax HIS legs!

B-) :silly::crazy: :P

[Heidi]

31. I'm not sure how I'd feel about him having smoother legs than me.

On the other hand, I'm not really competitive that way, so... :rofl:

[Bunny]

13. You got a real keeper there, Heidi!

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[Heidi]

32. Oh, he's awright, I guess.

:rofl:

P.S. :yourock:

[Ikonoklast]

14. Is that what the youngsters are calling it nowadays?

It wasn't as painful as I had expected, and he seemed somewhat disappointed that--for his time and trouble--it wasn't such a big hairy deal. Whatta guy.

Made me blush, let me tell you.

[Heidi]

33. Oh, dear.

I'm sorry if I said something that led you to believe I'm a youngster. :rofl:

[hippywife]

15. I nominate you both

for King and Queen of the never ending DU Prom. :rofl:

[Heidi]

34. We're more like

Mr. and Ms. Wallflower, but that's sweet of you to say, hippywife. :hug:

:loveya:

:*

[Flaxbee]

17. CMW is definitely an excellent guy. But Heidi, my dear,

why do you have the hair on your legs pulled out by the roots? Ouch! Wouldn't a sugar scrub be better? (Not that I'd know, never having had the courage to wax or the interest to try a sugar scrub; I'm a slave to my razor).

:hi:

[Heidi]

35. If I knew what "sugar scrub" is in Italian, I might have one sometime.

However, I'm not sure--with the invasion of ants we've had this spring--that a sugar scrub is something I'd want to attempt at home. :scared:

P.S. :hug:

[Odin2005]

18. OW!!!

[Heidi]

36. Really, though! It wasn't too bad!

I've waxed my goddaughter's legs and understand that it can be painful, but it didn't hurt too much. :)

[Ptah]

19. Who else besides Call Me Wesley was in the running?

:hide:

[Heidi]

37. Nominations are still open.

:D

:hi: Ptah! :hug:

[Orrex]

20. Now do him.

His legs, I mean.

[Heidi]

38. No way.

I couldn't bear to see him cry. :rofl:

[unhappycamper]

21. Damn!

Why didn't you call me? I coulda hopped on a jet and done the job for ya. :cry:

[Heidi]

24. :har:

:hug:

:smooch:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. sexy.

[Heidi]

23. Dunno if I'd go quite that far.

I will say, though, that it could have been worse than it was. :rofl:

Hiya, chicklet! :hug:

[WillParkinson]

41. Paul would give him a run for his money!

I work 3rd. He works first. Something happened to my feet where they become very pained after a busy shift. When Paul comes home he'll come into the bedroom and if I'm awake he will rub them till I fall asleep again.

[Heidi]

45. CMW has helped me in that way.

I have a problem wearing "girl shoes" for long periods, so one of the things to which I can most look forward after a couple of days of business travel is a sweet foot rub from Mistah Wonderful. However, should he ever tire of this routine, I would love to borrow Paul! :hug:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

42. YOU TWO!

Yeah but did he fan you with palm fronds and feed you peeled grapes? How about champagne? Chocolate? If not, PFFFFT!

[Heidi]

46. Do you honestly think, tNP.I.G.,

that I would eat anything within proximity of my own flying leg hair? NOOP. Nope. Nada. :rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

49. Well apparently somebody is doing something wrong!

CMW was not fanning you fast enough or your flying leg hairs would not have been a problem Heide! He's really out of the running at this point unless you can come up some other redeeming trait he does have that would qualify him as HOTY, not to be confused with HOTTY. :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

43. Big deal. He waxed my ass last Tuesday.

[Heidi]

44. I cannot say

I am particularly surprised, either that your ass is in need of a waxin' or that my husband is--due to his Helpy Helperton nature--willing to help you with your situation. :*

[Blue-Jay]

47. He was very gentle.

[Heidi]

48. Yeah, he's

always like that on a first date. Reel ya in, get ya all swoony, then rip the hair right offa your legs. He skeers Ginger, I just know it.

[noamnety]

50. I am hereby nominating my husband

for NOT waxing my legs. :)

[caitxrawks]

51. aiyeeeeeeee

I tried that once. I only got one strip in and swore it off forever.

I'll stick with my razors, lmao.

[Rhiannon12866]

52. I think that you could take up a very successful collection, right here in The Lounge,

To have him cloned. :D :hi:

[rug]

53. I thought he was Swiss, not Brazilian.

[applegrove]

54. Glad to hear it didn't hurt all that much. I may do it sometime in that case.