How come aliens don't have hair?

[undeterred]

[Tobin S.]

1. Because they don't consume enough protein.

[grilled onions]

2. Hmmmm

Not enough sun? Too difficult to find an alien shop that sells milk? Perhaps something in their alien make up knowing that barbers were non existent in their galaxy their form became hairless.

[Taitertots]

3. Alf does n/t

[undeterred]

5. I don't know Alf. Do you have a picture?

[KamaAina]

8. How do you know it isn't a rug?

:shrug:

[Sanity Claws]

4. Waxing salons all around the universe

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Because they haven't...

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[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Wookies do ... unless they visit ...

Call Me Wesley's Brazilian Wax House of Pain

:hi:

[Old Troop]

9. Not enough room in spacecraft to wash and groom it?

[undeterred]

11. They don't all live on spacecraft.

Maybe only the hairless ones get selected for space missions.

[baldguy]

10. Lack of hair is an indication of a high level of evolution.

[undeterred]

12. It can be.

[rug]

13. They can't get their mousse through the spaceport.

[IDemo]

14. No Hair Club for Aliens n/t

[undeterred]

15. ...

[Hawkeye-X]

17. Ah, the fake Kahless.

Defintely forgettable :)

[Dr Morbius]

16. Looks like hair to me.

And this guy's not from this planet.

[undeterred]

18. Looks like the fuzzy head on a doll.

[Orsino]

19. Shaving fetish. n/t

[Ikonoklast]

20. You said what now?

[undeterred]

21. That is a very handsome group.