Dr. Strange
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Sat May-15-10 08:44 PM
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I thought frogs could dream.
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Sat May-15-10 08:57 PM
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1. I thought turkeys could fly. n/t |
Dr. Strange
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Sat May-15-10 09:11 PM
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I thought turkeys could handle a stick-shift.
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Sat May-15-10 09:19 PM
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Sun May-16-10 11:20 AM
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8. Well that couldn't have turned out well! |
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Sat May-15-10 09:03 PM
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2. I'll never be hungry again. (nt) |
Dr. Strange
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Sat May-15-10 09:48 PM
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5. As God as my witness... |
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I thought Forkboy took the pickle.
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Dr. Strange
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Sun May-16-10 11:04 AM
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6. As God as my witness... |
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I thought polka-dots would repel vampires.
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TZ
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Sun May-16-10 11:18 AM
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I think there are just some places that rhinestones don't belong...
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Sun May-16-10 11:21 AM
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Actually, rhinestones don't belong anywhere but on an Elvis impersonator's outfit.
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Sun May-16-10 11:24 AM
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10. Now she tells me!!!!! |
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Sun May-16-10 11:25 AM
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11. I thought fish needed bicycles. |
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Sun May-16-10 11:27 AM
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12. I thought rentboys carried luggage |
Dr. Strange
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Sun May-16-10 02:32 PM
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Sun May-16-10 02:33 PM
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14. As God as my witness... |
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I thought handlebar mustaches were legal in Canada.
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Sun May-16-10 02:33 PM
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15. i think a fairy tale about a talking snake and a poisoned apple |
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Sun May-16-10 02:36 PM
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16. My psychiatrist would like to talk to you about this "talking snake." |
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Sun May-16-10 06:39 PM
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21. lol. honey, you KNOW that's not the kind of doctor I need |
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send Dr. Feelgood my way and I'll be allllll bettah.
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Sun May-16-10 02:45 PM
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17. As God as my witness... |
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...it's supposed to be "As God IS my witness".
MathDouches do not has teh smrt. :P
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Dr. Strange
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Sun May-16-10 06:01 PM
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19. As God as my witness... |
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I really thought the proper phrasing was "As God as my witness."
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Sun May-16-10 02:57 PM
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I thought that whatever it was I did wasn't THAT bad.
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Sun May-16-10 06:26 PM
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20. As god as my witness I thought that "turkey baster" |
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was to use on FOOD....:hide:
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