Who here believes in the gnome borrowers?

[travelingtypist]

I have lost two sets of keys in the last six months, a pair of scissors, some glasses. My current set of keys are always hooked to something with a clasp. I swear, I've made them mad and no apology or offering of anything shiny seems to help.

[Lasher]

1. Looks like the underpants gnomes have diversified.

This is not a good sign.

[travelingtypist]

2. Lol.

I think it was the other way 'round, tho.

[quakerboy]

3. No, But there are days I belive

my wife is moving things on me. I swear I never put my glasses there...


Right now, I just found my wallet, missing these last 3 months. Which is awesome. There were cards and ID, but nothing I didnt have duplicates of, nothing I was worried about. But it did have a gift card to my Powells. All the combined built up fruits of 2 years of books traded in, nearly $200 worth all said. I don't buy books often, and without that card, It would have been significantly less often for the forseeable future.

On edit: but I realized my apartment lease contract is missing. Ive gone through my file, her file, all the drawers, my box o crap that has no other home, and everywhere else i could think of. I have the old original, but not the updated version from the landlord who bought it from them.

[azmouse]

4. They wouldn't leggo my Eggo!

[Lyric]

5. They keep taking my hand towels, oven mitts, and dish towels.

x(

[lunatica]

6. Have you looked in the washing machine?

Sometimes they even make it to the dryer or fall under them.

[travelingtypist]

7. I don't have a washing machine.

I looked everywhere. I have a tiny two-room apartment not counting the foyer/bathroom.

[undeterred]

8. Neither a gnome borrower nor a lender be

or you will find yourself pissing up a tree.

[rrneck]

9. Sorry, I'm using my gnomes.

I'll be done with them after the weekend though, you can borrow them then.