Does milk go bad?

[LeftyFingerPop]

I found a carton of milk in the back of my fridge that expired in 1996. I looked in the carton and there were several weeds growing out of it.

I drank it anyway (well actually, I "chewed" it).

Will I be alright?

[HipChick]

1. you will be fine..

you'll just poop cheese for a week

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. How is that different from any other week?

:D

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. No need to rush when yer...

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... poopin' Limbaugher cheese.
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Ew, stinky.
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[MajorChode]

4. A better question would be, does yogurt go bad?

And if so, how would you know?

[lunatica]

5. Your gut will welcome the bacteria

[MajorChode]

8. As long as it's the right kind of bacteria

Otherwise the toilet will welcome it.

[Dr. Strange]

6. It all comes down to the "nature vs. nurture" argument.

Personally, I don't think milk "goes bad"--but it may have been raised poorly.

[azmouse]

7. Only potato salad goes bad

[quakerboy]

9. No, it gets cultured.

[edbermac]

10. Old joke: I had a carton of milk in the refrigerator that was so old...

...it had a picture of the Lindbergh baby on it.

[Old Troop]

11. Check the other stuff in your fridge. When milk goes bad it tends to abuse

the other stuff violently.

[BlueJazz]

12. You might want to Moooove your bed closer to the toilet.