What hs 99 balls and screws old women?

[HEyHEY]

Bingo!

Hiyooooo!

[Book Lover]

1. I can*not* believe I laughed at that!

Hey HeyHey, how's Beijing treating you?

[HEyHEY]

3. Not bad

Starting to get a bit bored. Think after this next year I'll leave.

[bigwillq]

2. ha ha

:rofl:

[johnnie]

4. .

:spray:

[LNM]

5. How do you get an old lady to say "F***"

Have another old lady yell "Bingo!"

[Swede]

6. Yo!

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[Blue-Jay]

7. Your grandpa?

[mcctatas]

8. OMG!

I just nearly aspirated on an M$M :rofl:

[pokerfan]

9. Doesn't Bingo have 75 balls?

15 + 15 + 15 + 15 + 15?

I honestly don't know for sure but I remember playing it with my grandmother (depressing calculation) forty years ago.

[Swede]

14. He is in China,maybe it's Chinese bingo?

Under the 我,十四.

[HEyHEY]

15. That says "I ten 4" Holy fuck, I AM learning this language!

What you wanted would be 40, I assume. So instead of ten four, you want "I se shi" But that I means "me" not the letter. So here they would just go with reversing them 四十... and there's your "40" :)

But, they'd used the roman alpha for this one too so "I 四十" is what it would be.

[Swede]

18. I miss the days when you were always drunk.

I'm kidding of course. You have changed lot these last few years,for the better,my friend.

[HEyHEY]

20. hey, thanks

I'm still drunk lots... I'm an expat!

[Robb]

10. LOL

Oh, man. Hadn't been in the Lounge for ages, clicked over, this was at the top. :rofl:

How you doin'? :D

[HEyHEY]

16. Good, hope you're well.

:)

[Initech]

11. LMAO!!!!! Good one!

[applegrove]

12. I once volunteered at a bingo to help out a friend. They got money

from gambling addicted poor people and raised the charitable money for....an Opera company.

[gmoney]

19. Nice...

Gambling... a tax on those who are bad at math.

[petronius]

13. Wasn't that the name-o of the farmer's dog? (B--I--N-G-O)

Don't recall anything unusual about his balls however... :shrug:

[KamaAina]

17. 49 repukes and Hitler?

:shrug: