What do you really know about Grovelbot?

[struggle4progress]

[datasuspect]

1. he touched me in a way that made me completely uncomfortable

then said: "things just happened"

[struggle4progress]

4. Grovelbot may not have had a happy childhood

Mass-produced plastic toys seldom do

[Swede]

2. I've heard he's never lost a sock.

:shrug:

[struggle4progress]

3. Yeah, well, if I never washed them, I'd never lose any of my socks either

*sniff*

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. He wants me -- I mean

He lusts after my money.

[struggle4progress]

6. Poor Grovelbot has awakened too many times to find $20 on the pillow

[petronius]

7. Without going into details, just know that if you party with that dude you'd better

be prepared for full-throttle debauchery and mayhem...

[struggle4progress]

10. I'm not going to allow Grovelbot to trash MY house!

[Forkboy]

8. He's the love child of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

[struggle4progress]

11. Yeah, I think I saw that documentary before it was banned under the obscenity laws

[Robeson]

9. Let's just say, my experience with Govelbot, included olive oil and plastic wrap....

...I'm leaving it at that.

[struggle4progress]

12. That was you on the fire station roof, with flashlights to signal the UFOs?

[Xipe Totec]

13. He's a Cougar Lover

Hits on threads in their 50's

[struggle4progress]

14. Wasn't boycotting Arizona Grovelbot's idea?

"Don't spend your money in Arizona: send it to me, Grovelbot!"

[hunter]

15. Post 50,000,000 belongs to the Grovelbot.

.

[struggle4progress]

16. Oh, crap! It's a done deal that Grovelbot will win DU's Cray XT5 give-away?

You're undermining my motives for posting this week ...

[hunter]

17. Once Grovelbot takes control of the Kraken's 3-dimensional torus network topology we are doomed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cray_XT5