If MiddleFingerMom had a time machine...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...he would NOT go back in time to stop Lee Harvey Oswald and/or Sirhan Sirhan
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He would NOT go back in time to stop Hitler.
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He would NOT go back in time to see once and for all about that Jesus dude.
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He would go FORWARD in time...
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...and sneak aboard...
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...just to do THIS:
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[Richard Steele]

1. If he had a time machine, wouldn't he be FirstFingerMom?

Or maybe LastFingerMom?

Actually, on second thought, I betcha he'd get caught up
in one of them-there temporal conundrums, and he'd somehow be BOTH.

That seems like something he'd do, doesn't it?

[NYC_SKP]

2. That's funny!

There are Star Trek outtakes out there?

[Bucky]

3. That's from the tribbles episode, not an outtake. But...

yes, there's a small cottage industry built around Star Trek bloopers.

[Crystal Clarity]

4. Trouble with Tribbles

was one of my favorite Star Trek episodes. Cool! :-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. I was PRETTY sure it was from 'Trouble with Tribbles"...

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...and it appears to be not an outtake, but someone's
most excellent animated photoshop.
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Whoopie!!!!!
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[Q3JR4]

5. If Q3JR4 had a time machine

he'd go back twenty years and convince everyone he knew to buy google stock. He'd go back thirty years and convince everyone he knew to buy microsoft stock.

Then he'd take it back to MiddleFingerMom's house before he figured out it was gone.

Q3JR4.

[caitxrawks]

6. ahhahahaha

I lawled so hard :)