A groaner, but it made me laugh!

[hyphenate]

Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks.

He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, " What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied, " Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."

The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about six months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, " BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, " Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, " Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear hyphenate!

*Groan*

It made me laugh too, I must admit!

:rofl:

[old mark]

2. I see the army has not changed much......nt

[Drunken Irishman]

3. Saw it coming...still funny!

[sarge43]

4. Low maintenance date. n/t