I walked away from my mortgage today.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was writing out the check, and I just stood up and walked away.

I walked down to the bar and did 8 whiskey shooters.

When I came home, the fucking mortgage was still here.

[Inchworm]

1. I'm gonna tell you a story.. . 'bout the House-man Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs

:headbang:

[Tobin S.]

2. Do 16 whiskey shooters next time

You won't be able to see your check book let alone write a check...until the next morning. It buys you a little more not-give-a-fuck time.