Post the weirdest thing you have said all day.

[Sannum]

"No, Joyce. I don't want to see your gangrenous leg"

[abq e streeter]

1. it was just like being falling down drunk without the perks of being falling down drunk

[Spacemom]

2. I held it for 45 minutes and it still didn't stick. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

5. That's what she said.

[rug]

3. "Did you agree to smash the mailbox?"

[Inchworm]

4. "Nope, they didn't grow back. Just here to get you to fill this out."

Had to have been there.

:P

[Crystal Clarity]

6. "After we get the

drywall up we... Don't hit that turkey!!!"

[HopeHoops]

7. "Nice tits!"

Okay, maybe not the weirdest, but the most often. My wife changed into a hot tank top when she got home from work and did some gardening with me.

[AllenVanAllen]

8. "Once I've added her breasts...

hair and sand the body, she'll be ready for paint."

[mycatfred]

9. "Pete!

You really need to stop trying to attack my leg, or I'm going to lock you in the bathroom again before I go get a Vitamin water. The birds are not better than my leg, Pete," And then I locked Pete in the bathroom.

True story, too.

[woo me with science]

10. "She was sedated through the whole thing, and she was so grateful." nt

[Patiod]

11. "Really? The Flyers won?"

Anyone who watched them during the regular season would NOT have been expecting to hear this today........

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. "My cheerleaders just got a credit on a record"

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

13. No, Mom, recycled toilet paper is made from recycled PAPER, not recycled TOILET PAPER!

Geez, the things I have to explain sometimes!

[Lady President]

14. "He really has a fancy bum"

I need to explain this one... I went to the zoo today and said it in regards to an okapi.

http://www.learnanimals.com/okapi/pictures.php

[Chellee]

15. So, you want to build a moat?

nt

[graywarrior]

16. "Stop biting me because you want to sit on the windowsill!"

[Kali]

17. It's just a piece of hide they are dragging around.

[Yeahyeah]

18. "I stole 3,they're in my pocket."

Old magazines from the hospital waiing room.What am i sposed to do when I've read parts of interesting articles in 3 magazines?Leave the old magazines there?Hell no I say.

Or maybe "Did you see that kid?He was wearing a mask!"A teenage boy was walking down a street in the middle of the afternoon wearing a black mask.For some reason I thought he was a Juggalo.

[Chellee]

19. Ask the person at the desk to copy the relevant pages for you?

[Yeahyeah]

21. Sounds like too muchh niceness to me.Never know what kind of trouble that could lead to.

Better to be safe and just take them.

[Chellee]

22. Furtive or Brazen?

What kind of pilferer are you?

Inquiring minds want to know.

:)

[Yeahyeah]

23. Furtive,but chic.

[Richard Steele]

20. Hey, I just realized: this machine was designed to STUFF envelopes, not 'quality-check' them! nm

[MiddleFingerMom]

24. I didn't say it... but I heard it.

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"I'm pissed off because I don't have a Google."
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[Skittles]

25. "You cannot simply pull decisions out of your ass"

yes

Here is another beauty, to someone in Panama: "When I say hit F2 to split your screen, that does not mean type the letter F and the number 2". :mad:

[Lilith Velkor]

26. "Sodomizing clowns with a 12-gauge is so last decade, dude."