Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap?

[Lil Missy]

I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.

[struggle4progress]

1. Good for you! But you need to think big.

Wouldn't it be great if ketchup came out of the pumps at the gas station? Or if people who tried to download a new application off the internet got a face full of water instead?

[Lil Missy]

2. I'm still working on the Vaseline on the door knobs.

[struggle4progress]

3. Have you ever, like, been somebody's houseguest for a week and when they left

you hired some bricklayers to brick up all their doors and windows or brought in a cement truck and filled up their swimming pool with cement?

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Good times!

:D

[Lil Missy]

4. No, but I filled up the medicine cabinet with marbles so they'd all fall out when it opened

:wow:

[struggle4progress]

7. Nothing says "thank you" to the host better than hundreds of marbles pouring

out of the medicine cabinet and bouncing off the sink onto the floor or into the toilet

You done us proud!

[foxfeet]

5. "Hair gel"

Uh-huh.

[struggle4progress]

6. Um ... no ... the proper use of hair gel is to refill used

toothpaste tubes