Funny story from a friend in Ireland...

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I asked him to tell me something that would make me laugh, here was his reply

"Um, something funny? I told some kid (thug, really) on a horse (wild, big and unsaddled) to get the fuck out of the compound as it was an unsuitable space for a horse to be running about. The kid charged after me (street respect/cred concerns) and I had to run for my life-jumping over cars and just about making it through the front door. I now have a psycho kid on a horse looking to kill me. He was going back and forth below my balcony bellowing out inane threats. My friend came in and said: "There's a little shit on a horse outside and he wants to kill you"-. That sums up my week so far. Wait until I catch that fucker when the horse isn't around."