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Fri May-28-10 09:59 PM
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God Damned Cat! I am not your janitor!! I am not picking up the |
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bodies you leave behind anymore.This is the last chipmunk you leave at the door for me!
Then she comes in and settles in my bed like she's not a bloody killer....
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Fri May-28-10 10:00 PM
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1. Can you vacuum them up? |
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Fri May-28-10 10:03 PM
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2. Shit! They look so peaceful. I use a pooper scooper. Not very |
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Fri May-28-10 10:04 PM
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3. What color is the pooper scooper? |
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Fri May-28-10 10:06 PM
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4. It's black. Very funerial. I guess that's dignified. |
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Fri May-28-10 10:10 PM
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6. Black is not good for chipmunks... |
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I just Googled it. Silver and blue are good.
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Fri May-28-10 10:11 PM
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Fri May-28-10 10:49 PM
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Fri May-28-10 10:09 PM
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5. But, but, but...I use the black pooper scooper to fling the poor thing into the woods. |
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That is definately not very dignified.
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Fri May-28-10 11:33 PM
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10. Maybe you can build a little catapult? |
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And teach the cat to launch the 'gifts' it brings you?
Seriously, the cat is thinking it's a good thing to contribute some fresh meat to your diet. Probably notices you don't have a lot of luck 'hunting' when you go out. ;) Think of it as an exercise in culture study instead of cleaning up after the cat's blood lust,
The lion must do what lions do.
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Fri May-28-10 10:21 PM
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8. she thought she was bringing you dinner ! |
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My Lilith was prancing around last year with a chipmunk in her mouth that was almost as big as her.
What they say about calico cats is true --they are weird.
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Sat May-29-10 01:14 AM
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11. Cats think they'll be praised when they leave you a gift like that. |
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On account of their hunting prowess and generosity. It's an act of love and she'll never understand why you don't approve.
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