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Fri May-28-10 10:15 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Fri May-28-10 10:16 PM
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Lasher
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Fri May-28-10 10:23 PM
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3. Because Sue Lowden had a doctor appointment. |
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Fri May-28-10 10:20 PM
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2. He didn't. The road crossed under the chicken. |
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Fri May-28-10 10:27 PM
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4. Exploring catholicism? |
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Fri May-28-10 10:32 PM
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I answered upthread. Think I heard it on KO yesterday.
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Fri May-28-10 10:52 PM
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7. Good joke, great source! |
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Fri May-28-10 10:34 PM
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6. ahh, the answers are below |
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SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?
RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
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Sat May-29-10 08:20 AM
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8. It was stapled to a dead baby. |
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Actually, I think the dead baby joke is the reverse of that.
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Sat May-29-10 08:38 AM
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9. It was stuck on the pervert. |
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