CNN: Remedy for people who can't take a joke remains the same after decades, no change forseen

[Amerigo Vespucci]

CNN Los Angeles - Experts agree that after decades of looking for an alternate method, the best way to deal with people who can;t take a joke OR who tell you how to live your life OR what to post (or what NOT to post) on your favorite Websites remains the same: FUCK 'em.

Noted TV psychologist Dr. Joyce Brothers echoed the recent findings. "It has been my experience that, when in doubt, the best rule of thumb is FUCK 'em. I cannot state this emphatically enough. FUCK 'em, FUCK 'em, FUCK 'em, FUCK 'em, FUCK 'em. It's like that Dr. Seuss book "Green Eggs & Ham"...you've got to FUCK 'em on a plane, FUCK 'em on a train, FUCK 'em like you're Michael Jackson's fucking brother JERMAINE, FUCK 'em till you're insane in the membrane, FUCK 'em like the rain in fucking Spain stays mainly on the fuckin' PLAIN...just FUCK 'em at every given opportunity."

Asked if she had any additional advice for CNN's viewers who struggle with people who can't take a joke, Dr. Brothers replied "Why, yes. Yes I do. FUCK 'em."

MORE: FUCK 'em

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Good advice...

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...and you got me.
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I didn't think that was very funny.
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I know, I know... an anagram of "fuck 'em" is "fuck me".
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:rofl:
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[Tobin S.]

2. That's damn good reasoning right there

There's a reason why Joyce has been so successful in life.