a thread for nuggets of wisdom

[struggle4progress]

if your feet smell, and your nose runs, you're built upside down

[Dr Morbius]

1. Stupidity is contagious. (nt)

[zabet]

2. A bad spouse.....

can throw more out the back door with a teaspoon than a good spouse can shovel in the front door. :D

[datasuspect]

3. it's easier to persuade other people than it is to persuade yourself

[hippywife]

4. Take care of your body when you're young

and it will take care of you when you're old. :hi:

[carlyhippy]

5. Never play leap frog with a unicorn

C

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Live and learn. . . . . . . . most people only live.

[east texas lib]

7. Always remember, never forget.

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[NoPasaran]

8. Never miss a chance to use the restroom.

[unpossibles]

9. efficiency is just applied laziness nt

[yankeepants]

10. Only drive as fast as you think

Advice from my brother with a hangover

[Inchworm]

11. A sack of flour will make a helluva biscuit

:)

[azmouse]

12. Don't laugh at his jokes. You'll only encourage him.

A pearl of wisdom from my mother...

[Dr Morbius]

13. Nothing will ever be foolproof.

God is better at making fools than we are at anything.

[nolabear]

14. Life is like a box of chocolates. But sometimes they're really Ex-Lax.

[Ikonoklast]

15. Never trust Whitey.

[Dr Morbius]

16. Spending money could count as freedom of speech if one person could speak...

...a million times louder than everyone else.

[mcctatas]

17. half of life is fucking up...

the other half is dealing with it~ Henry Rollins

[NoPasaran]

18. The large print giveth, the small print taketh away