The Silent Treatment

[Lil Missy]

A man and his wife were having some problems at
home and were giving each other the silent
treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife to wake him

at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he
knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to
discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about
to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Even though I've heard this one before...

It's still hilarious!

:hi:

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

2. holiday kick!

[dawg]

3. Misandry! misandry! call the thought police!

C'mon ladies. You know you'd never really want to change us! ;)

[Lil Missy]

4. Most men are okay - for guys anyway.

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. And what I forgot to ask:

Where was his alarm clock???

(Not his wife!)

:P

[Old Troop]

6. I had a friend, years ago, who was in a no-speak contest with his wife.

We were at the gym and he told me to ask her if she wanted to go to the movies that night!