LeftyFingerPop
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Wed Aug-04-10 07:13 PM
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My dog thinks I am a vending machine. |
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Ever since I started giving him "special treats" of breaded chicken from the bakery, he gets excited when I leave the house because he thinks I am coming home with a culinary delight.
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Wed Aug-04-10 08:24 PM
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1. My dog thinks the sole purpose of the bank drive-through |
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is to be an automatic dog biscuit dispenser.
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Wed Aug-04-10 08:42 PM
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2. What our dogs must think of us |
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Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul: chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth - Anne Tyler
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Wed Aug-04-10 10:22 PM
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Wed Aug-04-10 08:47 PM
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3. Hey!1 Dogs are the spoiled-babies of the Universe - is there a PROBLEM?!1 n/t |
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Wed Aug-04-10 09:06 PM
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4. My downstairs' neighbor (and friend) thinks I'm an ATM |
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and that every single time I go out, it's to get cash. I often remind him of the existence of debit cards and how cash isn't needed everywhere, except wherever it is he's getting his pot ;)
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Wed Aug-04-10 09:51 PM
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5. My dog thinks you're a dumbass |
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Thu Aug-05-10 12:00 AM
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Wed Aug-04-10 09:58 PM
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6. Mine, too! And every critter in this house. |
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I better never show up here with empty pockets or I'm dinner. :scared:
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Wed Aug-04-10 10:17 PM
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7. Dude. You ARE a vending machine for your dog. |
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And he doesn't even have to deposit money.
Likewise, I am a (free) vending machine for three cats.
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