What do you want to play?

[MrScorpio]

I'm in the mood.

[MilesColtrane]

1. Other: The Dozens

[MrScorpio]

2. Yo Mama's so fat...

That when she does a round house kick she kicks herself in the face

[MilesColtrane]

3. Yo' Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

[MrScorpio]

4. Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

[MilesColtrane]

5. Yo' Mama's so fat, when she put on heels in the morning they're flats by lunchtime.

[MrScorpio]

6. Yo mama's so fat, small objects orbit her.

[MilesColtrane]

7. Yo' Mama's so fat, she comes from both sides of the family.

[MrScorpio]

8. Yo mama's so fat, that when she wears an "X" jacket, helicopters try to land on her

[MilesColtrane]

9. Yo' Mama's so fat, her blood type is al fredo.

[MrScorpio]

10. Yo' mama's so fat, that she never gets wet when she takes a shower.

[MilesColtrane]

11. Yo' Mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed an entire season of Good Times.

[MrScorpio]

12. Yo' mama's so fat, that when she backs up she goes "beep-beep-beep-beep"

[MilesColtrane]

13. Yo' Mama's so fat, the last time she saw '90210' was on the scale.

[MrScorpio]

14. Yo mama's so fat, that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

[MilesColtrane]

15. Yo' Mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

[MrScorpio]

16. Yo mama's so fat, that when she went to Seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family

[MilesColtrane]

17. Yo' Mama's so fat, she makes Moby Dick look like a Tic Tac.

[MrScorpio]

18. Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

[MilesColtrane]

19. Yo' Mama's so fat, she uses Hula Hoops to hold up her socks.

[MrScorpio]

20. Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar

[MilesColtrane]

21. Yo' Mama's so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

[MrScorpio]

22. Yo mama's so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.

[MilesColtrane]

24. Yo' Mama's so fat, her ears were pierced by harpoon.

[TheMightyFavog]

23. I want to Play Dungeons & Dragons.

I call DM!

[MilesColtrane]

25. Who Am I?