Initech
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Mon Aug-09-10 10:46 PM
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List three things in your shopping cart that would freak out the Wal-Mart cashier. |
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For the anti-Walmart people this is a JOKE thread.
I'll start: Lawn darts, lyme, and potting soil.
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Mon Aug-09-10 10:48 PM
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1. um, union card? Undoctored time card? Fair paycheck for hours worked? |
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sorry, I couldn't resist... :D
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Initech
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Mon Aug-09-10 10:49 PM
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2. No, that wouldf freak out the Wal-Mart *employers* |
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Mon Aug-09-10 11:13 PM
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4. I meant that the employees would be surprised to see em... |
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Tue Aug-10-10 09:18 AM
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14. To be fair, I think any cashier would be surprised to see you putting your paycheck on the belt. |
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Mon Aug-09-10 10:49 PM
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3. Dental floss underwear |
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Tue Aug-10-10 05:31 AM
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5. Condoms, rope, and kitty litter. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 06:47 AM
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...I'm out of condoms... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...rope... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...and kitty litter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Tue Aug-10-10 06:56 AM
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7. I can freak out that cashier in TWO items, Red. |
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1) Bag of apples. 2) Box of razor blades.
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Tue Aug-10-10 07:38 AM
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I worked with a guy who did just that many Halloweens ago. It freaked out the grocery cashier and I couldn't make myself small enough or quit laughing.
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Tue Aug-10-10 07:43 AM
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9. Sashweights, duct tape, plastic sheeting. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 08:08 AM
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10. A book that isn't rightwing "Christian". A cotton shirt. The absence of cases of soda. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 08:09 AM
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11. Or to be funny: a coffin, four cans of kerosene, and a chainsaw. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 08:12 AM
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12. A copy of the book "Up against the walmarts" a 30 aught six and anti-depressants. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 08:16 AM
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13. A box of condoms, a cucumber and a can of motor oil. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 06:29 PM
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19. A box of ammo, an antpsychotic medication and a tourist guide to Washington DC |
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Tue Aug-10-10 09:19 AM
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15. A cucumber, a bottle of Wesson oil, and a Twister game. |
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Tue Aug-10-10 09:52 AM
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Edited on Tue Aug-10-10 09:53 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
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Tue Aug-10-10 10:52 AM
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Tue Aug-10-10 10:57 AM
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astro glide, whipped cream, a car battery and jumper cables, adult diapers and a case of beer :D
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Tue Aug-10-10 06:34 PM
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20. I bought a enema kit, personal lube & a toilet plunger once |
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But it wasn't at Wal-Mart. I told the lady at the checkout, whom I knew quite well, that I was going to be busy that night. She laughed and said she didn't even want to think about what I had planned.
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Tue Aug-10-10 06:43 PM
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21. KY Jelly, a fresh pineapple, and an extra large tube of Prep-H. |
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