Forgiveness

[guitar man]

 
Subject:  Forgiveness
 
>
>> Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have
> forgiven your enemies? '
>
> 80% held up their hands.
>
> The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one
> small elderly lady.
>
> 'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '
>
> I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.
>
> 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '
>
> 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their
> hands.
>
> 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
> person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '
>
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
> congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches.. '

:rofl: :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

1. Okay, that's seriously funny!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. I like this Mrs. Neely.

fucking A.

[Monique1]

3. How funny

[cwydro]

4. Bwahahaha!

I love that!

[mnhtnbb]

5. Very funny!

[LWolf]

6. I love Mrs. Neely.

:rofl:

[mcollins]

7. too funny. nt