I'm watching James Bond trying to keep a nuclear bomb from going off in an air base.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I hope he's successful!

I haven't seen this one in a long time, and don't remember if he saves the day or plunges the world into nuclear hell.

[Common Sense Party]

1. Is that the one where he finds out the only way to disarm the bomb

is by getting into the beautiful Russian spy's panties?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Spoiler alert:

He defeats Spectre and gets laid.

[pokerfan]

3. while dressed as a clown?

Is that the one that had him doing that lame Tarzan yell?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Yeah, it's Octopussy. There's a reason I've not seen it in a long time -

it's a pretty crappy Bond. Has it's moments of real serious Bond goodness, but the constant campy shit gets in the way.

[pokerfan]

5. animals doing double-takes...

Pretty silly stuff, even by Bond standards.

On the plus side of the ledger, there's the lovely Maud Adams.

[edbermac]

6. Roger Moore, except for Spy Who Loved Me, was the worst Bond.

Even one-timer George Lazenby was better than Moore.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Yeah, he really was - he's a good actor, but wasn't a great Bond,

and was further hamstrung by an entire series of scripts that were mostly fucking ridiculous. Except for, as you say, The Spy Who Loved Me, which is brilliant. I also really like Live and Let Die story- and writing-wise, but Moore doesn't really fit the role in that one like he does in Spy.