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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 06:38 AM
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CUBS WIN 9-7!!! Plan to win World Series begins! Management admits earlier confusion.
The Chicago Cubs WON a baseball game Sunday, 9 to 7, and say they are now starting their fight to be in the World Series after spending most of the spring and summer trying to get into the SuperBowl.
Team managment and ownership stated,"Well, we were a little confused and mixed up, but we got it straight now and we are on our way." Ball thrower Tig Rebus stated,"We thank all those people who keep coming to the game playing place, even though we don't know who they are...Hell, most of our team doesen't even know where we are playing...they take us there in a big, big bus."

The Cubs are expected to play yet another game Monday.


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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 07:05 AM
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1. zing, and you thought the professional didn't make it.
Edited on Mon Aug-16-10 07:07 AM by RandomThoughts
LOL

"Get by with a little help from my friends." Great song.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 08:28 AM
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2. Against the Cards even
They are only 16 1/2 games back from a wild card slot. It's hard to imagine them not being competitive for the pennant this year.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 10:04 AM
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3. This is the same plan the Phillies used for many years...but it didn't work so well
for them...

Go Cubs!!!

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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 12:56 PM
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6. In years past the Rangers strategy has been to do well until the All-Star game
This year they are trying something different. They actually managed to beat the Red Sox 2 out of 3.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 10:54 AM
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4. And the bullpen held St Louis to only 5 runs in the ninth yesterday
all they have to do is finish 44-0 from here on out and they've got a shot at it.

I saw a great quote many years ago during another set of, um, "lean" years for the Cubbies...Something along the lines of "if you've never seen the Cubs play baseball, try imagining watching the Three Stooges trying to install a computer on the space shuttle."
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 02:44 PM
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8. Sir, I am a geographic Phillies fan-since the late 1940's.
I have seen things that made the Stooges look like the fucking Gran Ballet Canadien!!!

Please try not to take their failure personally...you still have the Bears, after all...


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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 05:00 PM
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9. Yes, Da Bears...if only I was a football fan...( although enough of a residual jock
to be at least mildly interested)............And yeah, I remember that the Phillies could compete with anyone in levels of ineptitude .(Does my memory serve me right about a 23 game losing steak? I could look it up, but pride myself on my baseball as well as rocknroll trivia...or as Dylan would say: "useless and pointless knowledge")
I don't know exactly HOW the Phillies would lose games, but I'm not sure anyone could outdo the Cubs in finding new and creative methods to accomplish this. It just always has seemed that there are endless new variations on the theme, that one would scarcely have thought possible.
And rather than taking it personally, to me , a REAL Cub fan revels in this creativity and laughs rather than cries at it. The evening of, and next day after the "Bartman game" , I must have received a half dozen phone calls from friends "consoling" me ; expressing that "you probably can't believe it happened" etc.... Tellingly, none of these calls were from Chicago natives (although there are plenty of refugees from Chicago winters out here in the Southwest). When I went in to work the next morning, I saw the 2 other ex-patriate northsiders there, and all three of us started laughing and agreeing that "of course they blew it"; this was just proof that the universe was still operating the way god had designed and intended it to run.
The only negative to all this over the years, is that, as if being a Democrat wasn't enough to cause this, being a Cub fan does infuse one with a certain constant sense of pessimism, if not impending doom .
Prime example---the following anecdote is an actual, and typical true story (with my brother as witness)...."It's the 5th inning; we're up 13 to 2; nah , we'll blow it" (these or similar words spoken to my brother). And of course, I was right. They DID blow it. And to who? Why, the Phillies of course, after Schmidt hit 4 home runs between the 5th and 10th innings, and won 18-16...Lesson learned (over and over and over) : This overall pessimism is well founded, reality based, and perfectly logical. This game, by the way, is not to be confused with a game two years later, when the Cubs miraculously overcame a TWELVE run deficit to tie the game, but of course, still managed to lose anyway....on a home run by Michael Jack Schmidt, in the 10th inning....23-22...but I digress; I enjoy seeing all the new, inspiring ways of losing a baseball game that I never would have thought possible.One more--on my recent birthday, in a game I actually had planned to go up to Denver to see, the Cubs gave up 12 runs in the 8th inning, ALL after there were two outs AND two strikes on the batter.....BUT... a 44-0 finish to make the playoffs this year? Yup, I can see it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKraecWnTs
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 12:06 AM
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10. But wait...There are others supposedly playing pro baseball who make
your "hapless" Cubs look, if not "good", at least more acceptable...
Seattle is 22 games out
Arizona is 24 games out
the Pirates of Pittsburgh-a whole 27 games out and finally...

The Baltimore Orioles - known as the O's - now pronounced the zeros-30.5 games out.

There seems to be a need for a series of games for the...um...lower echelon of "big league" baseball, but I am afraid it would be valued for its comedic properties rather than any prowess at athletics...
All I can offer to Cubs fans is tht thought...be glad you don't live in Baltimore!


My sympathy.

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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 10:59 AM
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5. Steve Goodman RIP
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-10 01:04 PM
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7. Only 17 games out of first! Time to make a run for the pennant.
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