The Deaf Bookkeeper and the Lawyer

[guitar man]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has
cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed
that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million,
he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the
lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Enzo signs back,
"OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin
Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge!"

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger..."


:rofl:

[RandomThoughts]

1. That is funny.

It implies the lawyer then being able to speak the language, gets the briefcase for himself.

Funny, I like the Shawshank story also.


However the story again comes down to what you believe.

Some will think a great life of luxury is the treasure, and those doing better are the ones that do not see.

Some think other things are the treasure, and those in luxury do not see.


Same two sides that are in everything.

Dust In The Wind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

You can see this song two ways.