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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 12:59 PM
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I'm going to start a new religion, called Surfism.

Our canon will be the Beach Boys' songs.


We will make pilgrimages to Hawthorne, CA.


Our symbol will be the surfboard.




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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 01:06 PM
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1. Too late.
http://www.surfism.net

Unless you're going to do something different to set your religion apart. Like requiring ritualistic scrotum-shaving.
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 01:09 PM
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2. Aw, shucks. One thing I've learned from the Internet, is if you"ve thought

of something, somebody else, somewhere, has thought of the same thing.

And I was SOOOOO looking forward to the tax exemptions....

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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 01:46 PM
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3. This can be one of your hymns
The Drums "Let's Go Surfing"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OsTUnkqSi4

This song is actually a metaphor for the Obama Presidency.
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 03:51 PM
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4. If you do it like this
you can stir up shit in two forums at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXOHCNgYrc
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 04:10 PM
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7. I liked that movie;the "skeet surfing" was so silly. nt
Edited on Tue Aug-24-10 04:10 PM by raccoon
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 03:57 PM
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5. I'm an OmniTheist; I claim all religious holidays.
Yes, that's mainly what it's about, but there are other benefits.
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The Midway Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 04:07 PM
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6. Hail St. Nokie
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The Midway Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 04:30 PM
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8. On second thought, I am sticking with the Presleyterians.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 05:52 PM
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9. Will everybody have an ocean, across the USA? Will there be two girls for every boy?
Edited on Tue Aug-24-10 05:55 PM by abq e streeter
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 07:26 PM
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10. Racoon, I'll join if you can bring an ocean to PA - that will mean you have
Edited on Tue Aug-24-10 07:30 PM by old mark
sunk New Jersey!!!!

I'd like to contribute a hymn from St. Brian here with his daughter, singing "Do It Again",
one of my favorite songs by anyone ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG6YHwjTTnc

Bless you, sister!
"don't wear shoes" should be part of the liturgy.

mark

I seem to have posted this in the wrong place, but I know my co-religionists will forgive me.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 09:09 PM
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11. We already have a Serfism religion. The followers are Republicans. nt
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 09:15 PM
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12. I got my surfboard, ready to join!!!!!!
I am a Honey...... maybe after the surfer's mass in Hawthorne, we can cruise over to Manhattan Beach to ride some tasty waves, far out!!

The ladies of the surf religion will have their own song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9ZgIN9wjo

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