Sean Connery is 80 today, gives up acting

[pokerfan]

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. I would like a slice of Life for 2000, Alex.

yes Please :)

[TK421]

2. I'll take Swords for 800 Alex

THATS S-WORDS!!!

[edbermac]

3. I'll take The Penis Mightier for $500, Alex..

That's The Pen Is Mightier, not The Penis Mightier.

[Deep13]

4. I'll take "the rapists" for 500, Alex.

That's "therapists."

That's not what you're mother said last night!


I'll take "Jap/Anus relations," Alex.

That's "Japan-U.S. relations."

[realisticphish]

14. See? "Hor", like your mother, "semen"

[Soylent Brice]

5. "Anal Bum Cover for a THOUSAND!"

"that's, An Album Cover..."

[HughBeaumont]

6. "Only on account of VILLAINY!"

[Ikonoklast]

7. Je ne regrette rien.

[BurtWorm]

8. I used to have a hunting outfit just like that.

Attracted the strangest animals.

:crazy:

[Ikonoklast]

9. I'm wearing it right now.

All my cats are hiding under the sofa, for some reason.

[Maine-ah]

15. useless with out pics

[Ikonoklast]

16. Be careful what you wish for.

I wouldn't want to be held responsible for people gouging out their eyes with melon ballers.

[old mark]

11. Wonder where he keeps his big pistola in that getup....

This is now called director John Boorman's "Finest Film"...I'm glad I missed the rest of them.

I somewhat remember seeing parts of Zardoz, but it was under somewhat stoned circumstances and it made little sense to me.

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz

Maybe I'll rent it on CD, if it ever made the transition....or maybe not. Not too crazy about talking heads.


mark

[Ikonoklast]

13. I'd imagine the same place you keep your 'big pistola'.

You're a guy, amirite?


Think about it.















Oh, you were talking about the revolver.




Nevermind.

[old mark]

17. I keep mine in a holster strapped to my belt....I'd hate for it to drop to the floor...

:smoke:

:hi:

mark

[Ikonoklast]

18. Braggart.

Mine fits nicely tucked into my shorts, thankyouverymuch.

[old mark]

19. Well, I do have a small one that I can carry in my pocket, but I sometimes

feel the need for a larger one that requires special equipment...

Just depends on the occasion and the circumstances...

:shrug:

mark

[CBGLuthier]

24. Pardon? But a moment of seriousness.

Even though I am a huge fan of Zardoz, nobody in their right minds would call Zardoz his finest film.

Point Blank.
Hell in the Pacific.
Deliverance.
The Emerald Forest.
The General.
Excalibur.
Hope and Glory.

And furthermore, Zardoz isn't even his worst movie. Try watching Exorcist 2: The Heretic. Most theories are that Mr. Boorman may have had a bit of a drug problem for a time. It would explain some of his work.

He is an artistic kind of director and Zardoz was his attempt to make a literate SF film. He made the movie for a million dollars. Sean Connery drove himself and pocketed the money paid for a driver. He was a wee bit broke (and being a Scot rather tight with money) at the time.

[Deep13]

12. He stole Nancy Sinatra's boots! nt

[Orrex]

20. What are they made for, by the way?

[Deep13]

22. Walkin'. nt

[rug]

10. Old, very old.

[pitohui]

21. quitter hell if eastwood gave up acting at age 80 we wouldn' t have gran torino

ok joking...methinks...

[JCMach1]

23. yeah, WANKER