What is this?

[BurtWorm]

Make up a story to explain this photo.

:popcorn:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. It is a perfect representation of my fabulous weekend.

I'm not kidding either.

[seabeyond]

2. my family and i have decided a bar bet gone bad. nt

[BurtWorm]

3. "Hey, ladies. I'm on the prowl for some cougah!"

[seabeyond]

5. not a whole lot of 90 yr old women looking for a "younger" man. nt

[Dr. Strange]

4. It is a perfect representation of LeftyFingerPop's fabulous weekend.

(Just kidding.)

[BurtWorm]

6. Poor guy is trying to figure out why the TSA guys won't full-body scan him.

[rug]

7. "I dare you to give me an enhanced patdown."

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Whenever you see me dressed like that...

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...youll know it's laundry day.
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[BurtWorm]

9. 'I swear, I did not know there was plastic explosive in my stiletto heels!'

[The Midway Rebel]

10. New sport:

Turkey hunting while giving a lap dance. Guess where he keeps his turkey call?

"Gobble. Gobble."

Takes on a new meaning.

[Name removed]

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[BurtWorm]

12. It's all starting to make sense now.

:think:

[seabeyond]

18. ah hahaha. that is a hoot. why do people

leave themselves so open. lol

i was going to say, before going into your post

this is the third thread of this man at the airport, not gonna be deleted. now i see

[edbermac]

13. An upcoming RNC Convention?

:7

[MilesColtrane]

14. The beginning of the latest Judas Priest tour?

[Redstone]

15. "Utterly revolting" is the only phrase that comes to mind.

Redstone

[av8rdave]

16. Fred Phelps goes on vacation

[BurtWorm]

17. Possible explanation: He's on his way to LA to audition for Zardoz: The Remake

[Bunny]

19. Apparently, my boyfriend's been in my closet again.

God, I hate that.

[BurtWorm]

20. You didn't see him because he was wearing camo, apparently.

:hi: bunny!

[Bunny]

21. I wish he'd get his OWN camo, damnit!

:D

:hi: BurtWorm!

[proteus_lives]

22. A rather odd fella.

[Recovered Repug]

23. I thought what happens in Vegas

is suppose to stay in Vegas.

[Curmudgeoness]

24. That was the guy sitting next to me on the plane. Figures.

Turns out he is a really nice guy, talked the whole time. He's an investment banker who was on vacation. Hates his job, loves the money. I got the feeling that his brain had finally exploded.

[applegrove]

25. 5 Deferment Dick.