Post here if you are drunk out of your fucking mind. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

[Ptah]

1. I'm even broadcasting my face to show just how shitfaced I am. IM me and say hello.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. No sex threads please, ptah.

:hi:

[Ptah]

3. No, sex threads please, ptah.

n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. The comma is very powerful!

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. I'm alerting on the comma pinko sympathizers!!!!!

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[cwydro]

42. ......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[many a good man]

5. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

And as a matter of fact, I resemble your assinuation, Mr. Tough Guy. I eat guys like you for breakfast. You're just greasy finger food. But I won't take your bait - because I can resist anything. Anything but temptation, that is. And who are you to talk? You make Foster Brooks look like the dag gum pope. I'm sorry, what was the question?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0RqVWoGk8rg/SaBIJsE8ioI/AAAAAAAAC_c/1gjX8SSJGqg/s400/Foster+Brooks.jpg

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7. .

:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Very Good!

[taterguy]

6. I'm drunk on clean and healthy living

Best high I ever got.

ps: Please don't point out that cigarettes aren't particularly clean or healthy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. The last time you lived clean and healthy was during the Hoover Administration.

[taterguy]

9. Clinton was President in 1995 dumbass

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Exactly.

[many a good man]

11. Hoover? Clinton?

What did ptah say about sex threads???

[taterguy]

12. Oh shut the fuck up

If I wanted any shit out of you I'd squeeze your head.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. How's that online anger management course going for you?

[taterguy]

15. None of your god damn business

[Mopar151]

44. It's a Maine/Vermont thing

your reply would merely be proof of your "authenticity", somewhat like stating "If I was to go theah, I would'nt start from heah..."

[madinmaryland]

32. Well, the Clenis is to blame for the Hoover admin and the Great Depression.

The Almighty Clenis, Francis. Review your history lessons, Francis.

[Skip Intro]

36. Oh yes. The mighty Clenis, responsible for all America's woes, past, present, and future. nt

[madinmaryland]

13. working on it, frances.

[taterguy]

16. Frances? That the fuck is that? More than one France?

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Holy fuck

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

31. I think you are seeing more than one France, Francis! Maybe you should

just shut you pie hole.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Take it easy now, mad. From your other post, it looks like...

you have had a sad day. I'm sorry about your friend. :hug:

[Inspired]

18. I'm not drunk but I am out of my mind.

Does that count?

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Yes, it counts. And join the club. n/t

[Inspired]

21. Thanks, I've never been invited to join a club before!

[Lindsey]

27. I'm not drunk but I am stoned and feeling no pain! (It's legal

for me since I live in CA and am legally on the plan). God I love it here :applause:

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. Good for you! (But I'm sorry that you need it). Best wishes to you and enjoy.

[liberaltrucker]

22. I would be, but I gotta work tomorrow

Check back this weekend.

:hi:

:beer:

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. OK! Have a good day tomorrow!

:hi:

[Binka]

23. Sorry No I Am ON Barf Bucket Duty With My Sick Girly Girl

We have a new kitteh to boot. Kitteh crawling all over barf bucket girl. What FUN!

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Oh God...

Hang in there and I hope she feels better real soon!

[Binka]

29. It Is Weird As She Is 9 And Never Been Sick

I've lost my Mommy sick skills I think. I have 3 grown chips so I knew how to do this thing before. Today when I got her from school I was like "do you want to get something to eat honey?" Barf. Really. Barf on my shoes.

Can I haz Mom skilz back?

[kayakjohnny]

26. Well, I'm just a little buzzed at the moment. I hope that counts for something.

It's like only 1 sheet to the wind.

I know it's not much, but it's all I've got.

:toast: :beer: :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. That's OK...dead sober here and still happy...

:toast: :hi:

[Paladin]

30. Semi-Ripped On Mexican Beer This Thursday Evening.

It was a tough work week, I'm entitled......

[Skip Intro]

35. Drunk? Working on it. Out of my mind? I think that train left the station long ago.

:toast:

[kimi]

37. Little bit

Is there a measurement scale for drunkenessnessness somewhere??

:)

[GReedDiamond]

38. I ahve somthing to say abuto...

Teh legend of Baba - Cosmic head massage.

Haven't scene a threadt abuto it so I started this one.

Shit. Something is ringing.

Gotta go...

[MiddleFingerMom]

39. I don't get fucked up on alcohol anymore...

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[Zorra]

40. A few more of these Fat Weasel Ales and I...uh..., what was the question again?

[Mopar151]

45. Is tthat the new brew

From Bear Whiz Beer?

[Zorra]

46. Nah. Trader Joe's.

Bear Whiz is hard to find cuz it's only brewed in very small batches

[rocktivity]

41. jg[edjgbq

yu4rout wy4 p0yw45 j ewyr q w ;w

:puke:
rocktivity

[Skip Intro]

43. I'm close to being drunk now...