Amerigo Vespucci
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Fri Aug-27-10 10:39 AM
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You say you love CATS? You say you love HAIKU? Enjoy my latest epic, "Clean My Box, Dammit" |
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You love when I purr
And break your heart with that "look"
Clean my box, dammit
Copyright © 2010 Amerigo Vespucci, PoochCo International, a division of Halliburton
All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication strictly prohibited.
To receive a copy of this haiku on a sturdy white Chinet© paper plate, hand-lettered in Arm and Hammer© clumping cat litter and decorated with elbow macaroni and spray-painted gold and individually numbered, send $999.99 plus $99.99 shipping and handling to:
Amerigo Vespucci PoochCo International 34 Meow Terrace Scratching Post, IN 40404
Allow 8-10 weeks for delivery. All sales final.
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Fri Aug-27-10 10:44 AM
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1. I have to have the first edition #1 plate. I am sending you an extra |
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Edited on Fri Aug-27-10 10:44 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
5 bucks. So make sure I get it, dammit! :bounce:
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A HERETIC I AM
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Fri Aug-27-10 11:41 AM
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2. "Scratching Post, IN." is the armpit of the midwest, so I hear. |
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It might be better to get yourself a PO box in Hairball, IL. It's right over the state line.
Upscale address = upscale retailer.
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